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...they realized something.

"Guys," Luigi started, "why didn't we just look up where Starbucks was before actually leaving?"

"I have a MushPhone, but it's dead," Daisy said.

"I feel like if all we were to do was look things up when we needed them, our entire universe wouldn't have purpose," said Mario.

"I agree!" a voice said, behind the three. They turned around, and to their surprise was Mitch!

"Mitch!" Daisy said. "We thought you...uh..."

"No worries!" Mitch said. "I'm alive now!"

[i]Something seems a little off about him,[/i] Luigi thought to himself. "Well, let's get moving then," he said to the group.

"Okay, sir!" Mitch said.

"...what?" asked Luigi, confused.

"I mean okay!" Mitch corrected himself.

The group continued to walk on...

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...and saw a map shop.

''Yes! A map store! Maybe we can find a map to Starbucks!'' said Luigi.

''Luigi, most maps they sell at the shops are maps of the country or a certain area that highlights some landmarks; not brand-name places.'' said Mario.

''I have a Times Square map that highlights places like the Toys 'R' Us with the rides, and the Nintendo World store.''

''I think I remember that place! Anyways-'' Mario said before he was cut off by Mitch.

''Guys?'' As the others looked, the mugger pulled out a map of the entire Mushroom Kingdom with a poorly-drawn Starbucks in the middle of it, which he actually drew, but the others were too stupid to notice.

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Is anyone gonna continue this at all? I think I will, now. Sorry for bumping.
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Mario, Luigi, and Daisy saw it, and started cheering. Mitch ran off, and they followed.

Fifty hours later, Mitch was still running, and the rest of the gang were still thinking that Mitch was finding a Starbucks. But he wasn't.
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Suddenly, they find a lonely Toadette sitting a bush.
"Please give generously?" she said.
Daisy, feeling sad for the little mushroom, gave her $20.
"Wow, maybe I can go Starbucks! Thank you!" The toadette starts skipping in the direction they came.
"Mitch, why's she going that way?" Luigi asked in confusion
‘Oh no! What should I say? I know!!!’ Mitch thought to himself. "I've been holding the map upside down!! Sorry, guys..." The gang moan and star walking. Mitch was relieved.

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Then he suddenly started running again. He ran, and ran, and kept Mario, Luigi, and Daisy on his tail until he tripped and smashed his head on the ground two days later. When the gang finally caught up and saw him...
''MITCH WAS A ROBOT!?'' screamed Luigi.

Daisy was amazed. ''So that's how he was able to run for days.''

''Hey, come look.'' Mario said. Luigi and Daisy came. Mario picked up a little metal plate and started reading it.
'' 'TSA-2697: REALISTIC MUGGER 'BOT. IF THIS TAG IS TAKEN OFF THE ROBOT, PLEASE RETURN TO-' '' He stopped. ''Guys, you're not gonna believe this.''

''I believe it.'' said Luigi.

''Who is it?'' Daisy asked.

''It says-''

A spaceship fell on Mario and flattened him like a pancake. Then some people came out. They were... Toadette and a person dressed in black?

''Ok, who are you, and what are you doing here?'' demanded Luigi.

"The cover isn't necessary anymore, Grate Guy." said the one dressed in black.

The seemingly lifeless "robot" began to get up and dust himself off. He started pulling off all of his wiring, causing Luigi and co. to realize that it was only a costume.

"...Grate Guy?" Mario said, "This is interesting."

The figure dressed in black began to pull off his cloak, revealing that he really was...

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...Bowser Koopa.

''BOWSER!?'' Mario, Luigi, Daisy, Grate Guy and Toadette yelled.

The king jumped off the ship. When he landed, the ground shook.

''Hahahahahaha!!!!! I'm so evil, I could cry.'' Bowser said.

''What did you do?'' said Toadette.

''I took all the coffee from all of the Starbucks stores in the Mushroom Kingdom. I stored it in this here spaceship, and I hired Grate Guy to help me handle it, because he likes coffee.''

''Hey, that reminds me. Bowser hired me too.'' Toadette pulled off her mask to reveal--

''GRATE GAL!?!?'' screamed everyone except Bowser and Grate Guy.

''Yes, I'm a OC. You got a problem with that?''

''We don't care! I want my coffee!'' said Luigi.

''Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!'' chanted Daisy.

Bowser laughed. ''It's no use. Grate Guy already drank the coffee. Wait.'' He went inside to check on the coffee. A loud scream followed by ''GRATE GUY!'' could be heard.

Grate guy suddenly went as stiff as a... stiff person. Bowser stormed out of the ship and went up to him.

"You finishe it when I specifically told you to leave me some. Regurgitate all my coffee before I-"

Suddenly, a goomba bumped into Bowser, spilling some hot coffee on him.

"HOT!!! COFFEE ON MY SKIN, I'M ON FIRE!!"

Bowser ran into the ship and took off into the sky.

"Where-a did you get-a the coffee from?" Mario asked. The goomba simply replied, "From starbucks! They made some more after Bowser took the coffee they already had."

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''Ah, cool-a! Hey-a Luigi! They made-a more coffee!'' Mario informed.

''Yeah... Mario, drop the accent. Let's go home.'' Luigi replied sadly and tiredly.

Daisy facepalmed. ''What the heck is wrong with you? I wear my shoes out getting this far, and you blow it by refusing the coffee that caused us trouble in the first place?''

''Well... Right now I feel like relaxing. I need water now. I mean... I don't even know where the local Starbucks is.'' Luigi yawned.

''It's to your right.'' said Grate Gal.

Luigi turned, and there it was. A honest to goodness Starbucks.

No one said anything. Then Luigi said, ''Hey everybody! Let's go to Starbucks!''

Mario, Daisy, Grate Guy who unfroze, Grate Gal, and the Goomba all cheered and ran inside.

Then they got thrown out for being loud. No one cared. And so ends the great journey to Starbucks.

The End
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So, what do you think? Needs more substance?