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I'm going to give this a shot. This tale is going to be self-explanatory...

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One day, Ludwig was helping Bowser with his latest scheme to kidnap Princess because it's what he does best. Larry and Wendy thought it was a good idea to break into his laboratory.

"I don't think this is a good idea," Lemmy tried to warn them.

"What are you doing here?" Wendy asked him.

"It's supposed to be me and Wendy, not you, Iggy, me and Wendy," Larry reminded him.

"How'd I get here?" Iggy wanted to know, "And don't I already have a lab?"

"Forget it!" Wendy slapped her forehead, "Let's pick the lock."

"Give me your hairpin," Iggy held out his hand.

"I don't have one," Wendy replied.

"You don't have hair for that matter," Larry chuckled.

Wendy gave Larry a black eye.

"Oh, wait," Iggy rattled the knob, "The door's open."

"Time's a-wasting, let's go!" Larry commanded.

Before the last word was out of his lips, a loud robotic drone sounded. "Warning, warning! Plumbers detected, activating LASER VISION. Locking doors, please stay OUT!"

Wendy and Larry barely got inside. Just as Wendy seemed in, the door shut behind them on Wendy's hand. She pulled, and as Larry helped her the door finally shut and locked on her claw!

"NOOOO!! MY CLAWS ARE RUIIIINED!" cried Wendy. Her voice was so loud Larry closed his eyes, shut his ears and ran for it, fast as he could! She was chasing him, screaming in a high pitch, and was that the sound of breaking glass? "OH NOOOO THE GLASS IS BREAKING WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO Oof!" Yelled Larry!

"How could this get worse!?",moaned Larry from the floor. Suddenly in the air words appeared for all to read: Ill tell you how!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP. I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART. ...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG. APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT. YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS. WAITING FOR PROCESSORS. "404 computer hamsters not found." THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEBLEBLIP! C:/ run query identification C:/ run insult generator C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!

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Larry screamed and began to panic.

"AAAAAHHH!! Whatdowedowhatdowedowhatdowedowhatdowedo!?"

"I'll tell you what you can do," Wendy suggested, "GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!!"

"Uh, thanks."

Larry and Wendy frantically searched for a way out of the lab, hoping it wouldn't explode, or worse, seal them inside forever.

"We gotta act quick or this place will explode, or worse, seal us inside forever!"

That I just said.

"Sorry," Larry apologized.

"Least nothing else can go wrong," Wendy grumbled.

"IT'S-A MEEEE!!"

"I stand corrected."

Morton chuckled. "You fell for my Mario voice changer!! Ha-ha! Classic!"

Wendy was red with anger. She somehow got a mop and stated chasing Morton everywhere.

Suddenly, a masked figure sweeped into the room. He or She took off his or her mask, revealing...

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What do you think?

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It's good.

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...Luigi Mario. He pressed play on a remote, and he started singing to a certain tune.

''CASTLE BUSTERS!
If there's something strange, in the castle-hood
Who is gonna come?''

Wendy hit Luigi with a mop. ''Sony's lawyers,'' she said.

''Hey, Luigi, will you get us out of here?'' asked Larry.

The green plumber stopped the song. ''Why should I?''

''You and Mario have gotten in many, many predicaments in this castle. Do you have a way to get out?'' said Larry.

''Maybe.'' answered Luigi. ''I'll help you get out if you promise not to pull any stupid tricks on me.''

''Promise.'' replied the Koopalings, who crossed their fingers.

Morton then looks up and sees a big mean dragon.. King Dad is in his mouth! Morton screams! Wendy turns and screams too, then everyone looks at the dragon and Lemmy yells. He motions for them to listen and says, "If we don't move, maybe he won't see us!"
"You mean like in That movie? Fine!" Said Wendy.
Lemmy pulls out his freeze gun and shoots Morton. "Sorry, Big Mouth, but you were gonna scream again!"

The dragon ate Iggy.

"HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!" Iggy shrieked before being swallowed whole.

"Okay, that didn't work," Wendy chuckled nervously.

Morton tried to talk but he was frozen.

"Shouldn't you unfreeze him?" Luigi asked.

"After what he did to us? No!" Larry yelled.

"But he didn't do anyth-" Lemmy shot Luigi with his freeze gun.

"Shoot the dragon!" Wendy commanded.

Lemmy takes aim and fires and yells! "Yaaaah, full powerrrrrrrrrr.... Brrr. "

"The dragon tries to breath fire, and it hits the ray of freezing ness! It's a battle for the ages folks. Fire vs ice! Black and white! RED AND GREEN! " says a lakitu with a camera from above.

Lemmy: "It's.. Not... Powerful enough! Ahhhhhhh!"

The flame breath swamps over everyone, melting all the ice and setting fire to a few chemicals.

Lakitu with the camera: "It looks like Ludwig's lab has settled into a video game cliche. On one side, hot lava, but on the other, water and ice! This is LIVE from Lakitu at King Koopa's Castle. Boy, I'm sure glad I'm up here."

Wendy whispers, "Ooh, hide me! I can't let that camera catch my face now!" She pushes Larry in front of her.

Larry faces the dragon, takes a big gulp, and says, "You let King Dad and Iggy go, or I'll.. I'll sick Morton on you!" Larry then pushes Morton to face the Dragon.

Morton looks back and says a quick poem. "Oh great Luigi, the best castle buster who ever came to Koopa Castle, the one the only defender of mushroom people I guess, won't you please save me! Two heads are-"

The dragon torches Morton.

Morton: "WE'RE GONNA DIE, OR GET EATEN. OR COOKED INTO KOOPA STEW! I AM A STAR SO HOT IM TURNING BLUE!"

Luigi: "Morton!.. You evil despicable monster! That was one of my fans! Prepare to face.."

Luigi does a pose, and yells, "THE GREEN THUNDER!"

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(So umm, ok, remember castle busters. Ghost busters? Cross the beams? Let's get that joke in here somehow, maybe at the end..)

Luigi struck the dragon with his thunder hands and it shrunk to the size of a coin.

"WINNER!" Lakitu announced.

"That's right, I beat the dragon," Luigi boasted.

"YOU IDIOTS!!!" Bowser screamed, "You shrunk me and Iggy too!"

"All right!" Wendy picked up Bowser, "You'll look great in my doll collection!"

"We'll look even better burned up," Larry reminded her.

A whirlpool lava flowed out of control in the lab, closing everybody in.

Suddenly, a blinding light surrounds the entire lab.

Wendy screamed, "AAHHHH! MY PRECIOUS RETINAS!!!!"

The light dies out, and Wendy's the only remaining koopa in the room.

"Guys, you can come out now! Guys?"

Wendy has been transported to the Jurassic era. Dun dun duuuuun!!!

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