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| Author: | Terry [ Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | The Big D and Clive Koopa interview Iggy |
My first and only interview submission to Lemmy's Land, which I did with The Big D a few years ago before he dissapeared. Before the Interview... Big D- So, seeing as you three can't do a decent job, I'm firing you! King Dedede, Meta Knight and Waddle Dee- WHAT?! Big D- And, I'm replacing you! Someone knocks at the door... Big D- Come in! Iggy walks in. Iggy: Hello Big D! Big D- Get out. Iggy- Why? Big D- You're in my office. Iggy- So...? Big D- Can someone deal with him, please! Waddle Dee kicks Iggy out of the room and shuts the door. Big D- Thanks! For that, you can stay! Waddle Dee- Thank you! So, who's interviewing with you? Big D- Everyone, prepare to meet... CliveKoopa! CliveKoopa walks through the door. Clive Koopa: Hey Big D. Clive sits down on the chair opposite from The Big D. Big D- So, let's get this party started! At the Interview studio... Big D- Welcome to... Lemmy- Lemmy's Interview Show! Big D- Today, I've brought a friend! Please welcome, CliveKoopa! The audience claps and cheers. Clive: Thank you everyone, I love you all! Big D- Our guest audience member is infamous for his machines! Please welcome, Dr Eggman and his partner Metal Sonic! Dr Eggman- I'm flattered! Metal- ... Dr Eggman- Metal Sonic said "Hi." Big D- Me and CliveKoopa will be interviewing Iggy Koopa! Iggy- I'm feeling really nervous... Big D- So Iggy, why did you want to be interviewed? Iggy: Because I want to show the whole world just how awesome I am! Big D- You're not awesome. Iggy- ... You have a cruel sense of humor, don't you? Big D- How can you jump higher than your brothers and sister? Iggy- I've been training for the High Jump since I first saw the Koopa Olympics. Big D- In Mario World, why were you battling Mario on a giant bowl? Iggy- I was hoping to send him into the lava by charging at him, but he got the better of me... Clive scowls at the mention of Mario's name Clive: Ahem, why is your hair green now and why are you so skinny? Iggy: I'm on a diet, can't you tell? Clive: (sarcastically) Oh yeah, heh heh heh... Iggy: As for my hair, well I decided I should change my image a little. I thought it would help me boost my confidence against Mario, plus I just like it. Big D- What's with the glasses? Iggy- They trick people into thinking that I'm weak. And... I can't see properly. Big D- Why were you somewhat insane in NSMBWii? Iggy- After Mario beat me in Yoshi's Safari, I went insane from the damage that Mario did to my mech. Sadly, that has made a permanent mark on my life. Big D- Should we go to audience questions? Clive: Yes, you in seat 45! Koopa Troopa: Hey, you promised me I would become a general when you took over Giant Land's castle. Why haven't I become one yet? Iggy: I don't remember promising that. Next... The Koopa Troopa sits down sadly. Clive: You in Seat 56, what's your question? Roy: Yeah, your glasses make you look really weak, why don't you get a pair like mine? My glasses are obviously cooler. Iggy- I can't see through sunglasses! How can you? Roy- ... Remind me to pound you when this ends! Big D- Seat 7! Gloomtail- Why do you like Chain Chomps? Iggy- They're fierce, and they like me! A Chain Chomp eats Iggy's hair. Iggy- NOOOO! It took months to make it stand! Big D- Seat 54! Dry Bones- Why didn't you save us from Mario? Why?! Iggy- How was I supposed to know that Mario would beat us? I thought I had everything setup, but as always Mario is just a big cheat. We stand no chance against those Stars of his. But don't worry, Mario will be mine next time. Clive- How do you plan on beating him? Iggy- I'll use his own powers against him. In fact, Ludwig is already working on a way to give us Koopas the same powers as those Mario Brothers. Clive- Sounds good, would it work on a regular Koopa Troopa like myself? Iggy- Ludwig is working on that, and soon, the Mushroom Kingdom will belong to the Koopas. Big D- I believe that our special guests have questions! Dr Eggman? Dr Eggman- If you ruled the world, what would you do with it? Iggy- I'd turn it into a Chain Chomp paradise! Metal- ... Dr Eggman- Metal Sonic said... "I want to know if you're fast enough to beat me in a race! Are you?" Iggy: Yeah, I'll race you anytime. I'm the fastest Koopa around! Clive: Yes, seat number 77! Waluigi: What about kart racing? Iggy: Yeah, I'll beat anyone at kart racing. Me and Lemmy always go racing... Metal Sonic reconnects his vocal unit so that he can speak. Metal- Is that so? Iggy- Yeah! I'm the Kart Racing Champion in Dark Land! Metal- Here's my proposal. If you beat me in a race around the Mushroom Kingdom, I'll give you unlimited power! So, are you up to it? Iggy- Yeah! Big D- A few more questions... Seat 99! Larry: Why did you steal my method of trying to beat Mario in Super Mario World? Iggy: You obviously stole my method, I had the idea first. Besides, how was I supposed to know you would have the same idea? Clive: Okay, seat 15 please, what's your question? Lemmy: Hey Iggy, when are we going go-karting again? Iggy: You can take part with me in the next grand prix with Metal Sonic and whoever else dares to enter! Lemmy: All right. This is going to be a blast! Big D- Final question! Seat 13! ???- Why did you get rid of your Interview crew? Big D- Because they couldn't do a decent job! ??? is Dr Roo, who left after the first Interview with Badyoyo! Dr Roo- They miss you. Didn't you know? Big D- Welcome back, old friend! Where are the others? Dr Roo- They were captured by Mario. You should save them... Big D- Clive, could you takeover while I find my crew? Clive: Sure thing. You go and show that Mario the meaning of business! Clive waits for Big D to leave before speaking again. Clive: So Iggy, how is Ludwig going to let us use the same powers as Mario? Iggy: Well I don't know the full details, but Ludwig took a sample of Mario's DNA from a time when he was unconscious, and he is researching all of Mario's special powers as well as genetics and stuff. That's all I know for now... Clive: What does it take to be a great go-kart racer? Iggy: Loads of experience. I plan on becoming the champion. Meanwhile, at Peach's Castle... Mario- So, I heard that you got fired... Meta Knight- So? What's it got to do with you? Mario- I have an offer for you... If you destroy The Big D, I'll reward you... Waddle Dee- No way! Mario- What if I bribed you with pizza? Waddle Dee- I'll do it! Mario- For Meta Knight, would you kill your master for some cookies? Meta Knight- COOKIES!!! King Dedede- And for me...? Mario- Will smoked fish do? King Dedede- (in M. Bison's voice) YES! YES!!! At the Interview... Clive: What do you think of Junior? Iggy: Junior is a big fake. My dad favors him more than any of us and he isn't even a real Koopaling. Clive: So what is he then? Iggy: He's a clone, just like those other so-called Baby Bowsers. Clive: I see. Is it true that you designed the doomship? Iggy: I helped build the doomship, although most of it was all Ludwig's work. I was Ludwig's main assistant in its design and construction. Meanwhile, outside Peach's Castle... Big D is seen running towards the castle. King Dedede, Meta Knight, and Waddle Dee stop him. Waddle Dee- Sorry, but we've been hired to kill you... Meta Knight- We won't hold back... King Dedede- And we won't take bribes! Big D- Great. Now I'll need backup... He rings CliveKoopa on his mobile. Big D- I hope this works... Meanwhile back in the Interview room, Clive hears his phone ring. Clive: Oh great, perfect timing. Who dares ring me in the middle of an Interview?! Clive looks at his phone to see The Big D calling. Clive: Oh, it's Big D, I’d better answer this. Hold on a minute, Iggy... Clive answers the phone. Clive: Hello Big D, what's up? Big D- Could you put Dr Eggman on the phone? I really need help here! Clive: Sure thing, hold on a moment while I put him on. Hey Eggman, can you come down here for a moment? Big D wants to speak to you. Dr Eggman: I'm coming down now. Dr Eggman walks down to where Clive and Iggy are sitting and takes the phone from Clive. Dr Eggman: What is it, Big D? This better be important! Big D- Eggman, do you still have the Egg Dragoon? (From Sonic Unleashed) Dr Eggman- Yes. Why do you ask? Big D- Can I borrow it for a moment? Dr Eggman- Very well. I'll send it to you via teleport! Big D- Thank you! While you're here, can you tell CliveKoopa that he gets to ask two more questions before a SHOCKING finale? Eggman: I'll tell him that and I'll be with you very shortly. Eggman hangs up and hands the phone back to Clive. Eggman: Big D says you can ask Iggy two more questions before a big finale. Clive: A big finale? Huh? Eggman: Yes, now I must go. I'll catch ya later. Eggman leaves the studio. Clive: Okay, well, back to the Interview. Iggy, is it true that you are demented? Iggy: I wouldn't say I'm demented. That's just a stereotype planted on me. I'm just different, that's all. Clive: Okay, last question, are you and Lemmy really twins? Iggy: No, Lemmy is older than me by a few years but he is my best friend so we might as well be twins as we do look alike. Well, that is, we used to look alike before I changed my appearance, but still, we do spend a lot of time together. Clive: Well I'm afraid that's all we have time for, everyone. Thank you for your time, Iggy. Iggy: It's been a pleasure. Now I'll take my leave. Dr Eggman pulls out a remote and pushes a button, creating a small and very short earthquake. The Egg Dragoon lands behind The Big D. He gets in the cockpit. Big D- Payback Time! King Dedede- Oh... Meta Knight- ... We're Waddle Dee- ... Toast... The Big D pushes a button and fires the electrified drill at the trio. King Dedede, Meta Knight and Waddle Dee- BLAGIDYBLAGIDYBLAG!!! Big D- End Transmission! (WRITER'S NOTE- This Interview was made as a tribute to Sonic's 20th Birthday.) |
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