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STARDUST FIELDS: AGE OF KOOPA By Kazanryu Koopa

Scene 1: It’s late at night. In a small lab, plain white filled with millions of light bulbs, Ludwig picks one up and it begins to hover over his head.

LUDWIG: EUREKA! I’VE GOT IT!

LEMMY: *comes inside and yawns* Bro, what’s the yelling about? I know it’s your birthday in half an hour but some of us are asleep.

Scene 2: Wendy’s room. She is seen with ear plugs, all snug in bed snoring loudly.

WENDY: *snores* Oh yes Justin Koopa, I will “Never say Never”. Hee *snores* Hee!

Scene 3: (Scene 1)

LUDWIG: Yeah, how can you sleep in the room next to… that?

LEMMY: Simple, I used to sleep next to King Dad when I was a kid, I can sleep through anything.

LUDWIG: Then how exactly did I wake you up?

LEMMY: To go along with the plot.

LUDWIG: Wow… who writes this stuff anyways?

LEMMY: Some random 11-year old nerd from London.

KAZANRYU: *omnipotent voice* OI! I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I’M 13! SO *insert raspberry blowing here*

LUDWIG: Anyways, guess what I have got in store for my little guinea pig.

LEMMY: Oh no! I ain’t going along with any little experiment you’ve got planned for me! Remember when we were 6!

Scene 4: FLASHBACK
It’s mid-noon and Lemmy is strapped to a missile heading straight towards SEGA

LUDWIG: HAHA! NOW METAL SONIC SHALL PAY FOR WHAT HE DID!

Scene 5: (Scene 1 & 3)

LUDWIG: Actually, I’m pretty sure Ii was 7 and you were 6…

LEMMY: Oi! You always have to get one up on me, don’t you!!

LUDWIG: Just listen, I am nearly finished and I need you to test it out.

LEMMY: K, tell me when it’s finished! Bye! *about to leave until he is pulled into a red telephone booth with the word “TASKOM” engraved onto a plaque on the window.*

LUDWIG: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

LEMMY: If you are going to force me into an experiment, cut out the cliché, evil, creepy, maniacal laughter. Please?

LUDWIG: NO! TEEHEE! *presses a big red button on his comically small watch.*

What will happen to Lemmy? Will Ludwig ever stop laughing lke every Disney villain ever? Will this story ever make sense? Ami I going to get paid for this?

Some questions may or may not be answered next time on…
THE AGE OF KOOPA!!

[b]TO SY: FEEL FREE TO EDIT THIS SLIGHTLY WHEN YOU PUT THIS IN THE FUN FICTION PAGE[/b]

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Funny story you've got here, Kazanryu.